Basketball

Los Angeles Lakers

Yes, you read right. I had to choose between the Celtics and the Lakers, but ultimately I chose the Lakers for these reasons:

• Kobe Bryant
• Most true douchebags who like the other teams mentioned on this blog would never say that they rooted for a Boston team. Only Boston douchebags would say this.
• Kobe Bryant

Reasons I almost didn't pick the Lakers:

• Nick Van Exel (remember him?!)
• I was about to say the Oklahoma City Thunder, but that's only because I'm angry they aren't the Seattle Sonics anymore. Also, thought about it and realized I still hate the Lakers more.

RUNNER UP DOUCHEBAG TEAM- The Boston Celtics